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One day Lord shiva decided to visit the earth and try

some alcohol. So he changed his get-up and went to a

bar in Delhi and asked the bartender : "What all do u

have". Bartender : "We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin,

beer etc etc.".

 

Lord Shiva: "Let's try whisky first, give me 5 bottles

of whisky".

After having 5 bottles of whisky, Lord shiva decided

to try Rum.

Bartender was shocked :"Who is this man, after having

5 bottles of whisky, he is still on his feet".

After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shiva decided to have beer.

After having 40 bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin.

 

Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him : "Sir,

who are you?? I have seen people getting drunk after

having 4 glasses of whisky, and you'vealmost had 50

bottles and you are still on your feet, who are

you"???

 

Lord Shiva : "VATS, Hum Bhagwaan Shiv hain".

 

Bartender : AB CHADHI ISKO!!!