Fun393
How Friends Break ?
Both Friends will think the other is busy
And will not contact thinking it may b disturbing.
As time passes both will think lethe other contact.
After that each will think why should I contact first.
Here ur love will be converted to Hate.
Finally without contact the memory becomes week.
They forget each other.
One fine Day they will meet n blame one another.
So Keep in touch with all your Friends.
N Pass this to all your friends..
I don't want to be one of this kind..
so here I say u Hi,,,,
take care keep in touch
"Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!...
"If you can't change your fate, change your attitude......"
Fun396
Baapu Ne Bola Hai.......
"Agar koi tumhe Email na kare, Good Morning/Good Evening na bole,
Call/SMS bhi na kare... to koi baat nahi, tum Email karte raho....
Good Morning/Good Evening bolate raho......
Call/SMS bhi karate raho.......
Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.
Aur vo tumhe E-Mail/Call/SMS jaroor Karega/Karegi"
Aur agar fir bhi koi E-Mail/Call/SMS nahi aaye,
to uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena.... aur kahna.......
"GET WELL SOON MAAMU"
Ha Ha Ha Ha
:-) ... Have a Nice Day? :-)
Fun392
Aarzz kiya hai
WHEN YOU BREATH YOU RESPIRE...........
Wah Wah...... Wah Wah
?
?
WHEN YOU BREATH YOU RESPIRE...........
Lafjon ko samjhiye ...... Gaur kijiye
WHEN YOU BREATH YOU RESPIRE........... Bahot Khub......
?
kadardano - WHEN YOU BREATH YOU RESPIRE...........
..
...
.
..
..
..
.
..
WHEN YOU DON'T BREATHE ..................
YOU EXPIRE
Fun397
When I saw your name next to mine,
In our wedding card,
I felt blessed.
When I saw you smile,
Seeing me in the traditional bride groom dress,
I felt teased.
When I held your hand,
During the marriage rituals,
I felt responsible.
When you entered my lonely bachelor life,
And changed it into a heavenly abode,
I felt lucky.
When you showed the same love as I did,
Towards my parents,
I felt proud.
When you scolded me,
For neglecting my heath amidst my hectic work,
I felt pampered.
When I saw you scream,
Crying out of labor pains,
I felt helpless.
When I saw tears of happiness in your eyes,
As you looked at our kid,
I felt blessed once again.
All these feeling have bloomed in my heart,
But are yet to blossom in reality.
As these are feelings I long to feel,
For these are still unfelt.
Will you marry me?
When I saw you smile,
Seeing me in the traditional bride groom dress,
I felt teased.
When I held your hand,
During the marriage rituals,
I felt responsible.
When you entered my lonely bachelor life,
And changed it into a heavenly abode,
I felt lucky.
When you showed the same love as I did,
Towards my parents,
I felt proud.
When you scolded me,
For neglecting my heath amidst my hectic work,
I felt pampered.
When I saw you scream,
Crying out of labor pains,
I felt helpless.
When I saw tears of happiness in your eyes,
As you looked at our kid,
I felt blessed once again.
All these feeling have bloomed in my heart,
But are yet to blossom in reality.
As these are feelings I long to feel,
For these are still unfelt.
Will you marry me?
Fun398
> COMPUTER PROGRAMMING SONG
>
> # Local variable
>
> Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
> pal do pal meri kahani hai
> pal do pal meri hasti hai..
>
> # Global variable
>
> Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
> har ik pal meri kahani hai
> har ik pal meri hasti hai
>
> # Null pointers
>
> Mera jeevan kora kagaz
> kora hi reh gaya.
>
> # Dangling pointers
>
> Maut bhi aati nahi
> jaan bhi jati nahin.
>
> # Goto
>
> Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
> Kahan shuru kahan khatam
> Ye manzilen hain kaun si
> Na woh samajh sake na hum
>
> # Two Recursive functions calling each other
>
> Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
> mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
> Pehle tum, pehle tum.
>
> # The debugger
>
> Jab koi baat bigad jaye
> Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
> Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.
>
>
> # From VC++ to VB
>
> Yeh haseen vaadiyan
> Yeh khula asmaan
> Aa gaye hum kahan.
>
>
>
> # Untrackable bug
>
> Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.
>
> # Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)
>
> Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.
>
> # And then to the client
>
> Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho.
>
> # Load Balancing
>
> Saathi haath badhana
> ek akela thak jayega
> mil kar bojh uthana
>
> # Modem ( modem talk on a busy connection)
> suno - kaho,kaha - suna,kuch huwa kya?
> abhee to nahin..
>
> # Windows getting open sourced
>
> Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao
> parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
> allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
>
>
> AND SOME FILMS
>
> # ESC : NO DO GYARA
> # F1 : GUIDE
> # UNDO : AA AB LAUT CHALE
> # SYSTEM WHOSE OS IS DOS : BUDHA MIL GAYA
> # SOFTWARE & HARDWARE : EK DUJE KE LIYE
> # CNTR+ALT+DEL : AAKHARI RASTA
> # HARD DISK & FLOPPY : GHARWALI BAHERWALI
> # RAM : KORA KAGAZ
> # C++ & C : BADEMIYA CHOTEMIYA
>
Fun401
Don't ask Grandma silly questions
Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren't prepared for
the answer.
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
an elderly grandmother to the stand.
He approached her and asked; "Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you
since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to
me.
You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them
behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the
brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit
paper pusher.
Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
the room and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was
a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't
build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of
the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different women.
One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice
said:
"If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the
electric chair."
Fun402
Super Silly Quiz
1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't even see it. What is it?
Answer Coffin
2. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?
Answer incorrectly
3. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
Answer Temperature
4. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Answer Mount Everest
5. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?
Answer The word "and."
6. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.
Answer "new door" = "one word"
7. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg *are* white" or "The yolk of the egg *is* white"?
Answer ..Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow.
5. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?
Answer The word "and."
6. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.
Answer "new door" = "one word"
7. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg *are* white" or "The yolk of the egg *is* white"?
Answer ..Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow.
Fun400
Questions:
1) What is the difference between women and puppies?
Answer: Puppies grow up.
2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...
3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane,which one would hit the
ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.....
5) What did God say after he created woman?
(This ones THE BEST)
Answer:: I can do better than this! And then he created man
6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
Answers: i) no mind ii) no business
To see the answer press (ctrl a)??..
Fun394
One good shairi begets another, so here goes.....
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar....
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
( No questions on what happened to trihathar please )
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hai
mujhe kyon infinite loop me dal rahe hai??
Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao........
Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar
Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar
Ek hi botal hai, kahin khuda na mang le
Mainetumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Mainetumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ..
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere
dil mein khayal aata hai??
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi......
Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter
Mainetumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Mainetumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
Keep???. J
Fun399
Breaking News
Aaj Tak gets news that 100 persons are killed in a train accident at
Amritsarstation. Only one person left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, "personji how did it happen?"
person: "Oh ji pucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade
gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee
express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi
PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par
kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi."
Aaj tak: "Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin
koode."
person: "oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta
tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya."
Fun395
LOVE IS BLIND
A long time ago, before the world was created and
humans set foot on it,God had put all the human
"qualities" in a separate room. Since all the
qualities were bored they decided to play hide &
seek."Madness" was one of the qualities and he
shouted: "I want to count, I want to count!"
And since nobody was crazy enough to want to seek
"Madness", all the other qualities agreed.So "Madness"
leaned against a tree and started to count:
"One, two,three..." As "Madness" counted, the
qualities went hiding.
"Treason" hid in a pile of garbage..
"Lie " said that it would hide under a stone, but hid
at the bottom of the lake. And Madness continued to
count "... seventy nine, eighty, eighty one..."
By this time, all the qualities were already
hidden-except "Love ". For stupid as "Love " is, he
could not decide where to hide.
And this should not surprise us, because we all know
how difficult it is to hide "Love".
"Madness": "...ninety five, ninety six, ninety
seven..." Just when "Madness" got to one
hundred........."Love" jumped into a rose bush where
he hid.
And Madness turned around and shouted: "I'm coming,
I'm coming!" As Madness turned around, "Laziness" was
the first to be found, because "Laziness" was too lazy
to hide. "Madness " searched madly and found "Lie" at
the bottom of the lake. One by one, Madness found
them all - except Love. Madness was getting desperate,
unable to find Love.
Envious of Love, "Envy" whispered to "Madness ": "You
only need to find Love, and Love is hiding in the rose
bush."
"Madness" Jumped on the rose bush and he heard loud
cry . The thorns in the bush had pierced "Loves" eyes.
Hearing the commotion God came into the room and saw
what had happened.
He got very angry and cursed "Madness" and said since
"Love" has become blind because of u...
....u shall always be with him"
And so it came about that from that day on,
Love is blind and is always accompanied by Madness.
Fun391
Waqt Thoda Hai Paas Mere,
Par Bahut Kuch Abhi Karna Baaki Hai,
Vo Zakhm Jo Apno Ne Diye Usay Abhi Bharna Baaki Hai,
Teri Dosti Ki Adat Si Pad Gayi Hai Mujhe,
Kuch Der Tere Saath Chalna Baki Hai,
Shamshan Chhod Ke Kuch Pal Ke Liye Kahi Mat Jana,
Varna Rooh Kahegi Ruk Ja??..
Abhi Tere Yaar Ka Jalna Baki Hai.....!!!!!
Fun384
Three men were standing side-by-side using the urinal.
The first man finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands ... clear up to his elbows ... He used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented: "I graduated from Harvard and they taught us to be clean."
The second man finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented: "I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The third man zipped up and as he was walking out the door had a smirk on his face and said: "I don't know about you guys, but where I went to college, they taught us not to piss on our hands."
Fun385
Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And I got a heart attack straight away
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
When your life is in darkness, pray to God
ask him to free you from darkness
and if after you pray,
you're still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And I got a heart attack straight away
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
When your life is in darkness, pray to God
ask him to free you from darkness
and if after you pray,
you're still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
Fun386
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company,
where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the Congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said: "What a shame..what a disappointment. "
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either.
His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
Fun387
Four men were driving across the country. One was a Bengali from
Calcutta , one from Cochin , one a native bangalorean and the last
A Software engineer from God knows where...
Shortly after the trip began, the Man from Cochin started pulling
coconuts from his bag and throwing them out of the window.
"What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Begali.
"We have so many of these darn things in Kerala, I am just sick of
looking at them!"
A moment later, the guy from Calcutta began pulling rasgullas*
from his bag and tossing them from the window.
"What are you doing that for?" asked the guy from Kerala.
"We have so many of these things in Calcutta, I am just sick of
looking at them!"
Inspired, the guy from Bangalore opened the car door ?
?
?
..
.
And pushed the Software engineer out!
Fun381
Peg After Peg
I never take risk while drinking
When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter the house
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame
But still no one is aware of it
Becoz I never take a risk
I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile
I peep into the kitchen
Wife is cutting potatoes
No one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I: Any news on Iyer's daughter's marriage
Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are
looking out for her
I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard
But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I: But still I think Iyer's daughter's age is not that much
Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse
I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...
I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard
But the cupboard's place has automatically changed
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink
Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly
I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo & keep
it in the black cupboard
Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I: (getting angry) you call Mr. Iyer a horse? If you say that again,
I will cut your tongue...!
Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...
I take out the bottle from the potatoes
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
Wife is giving a smile
Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I: (laughing) So Iyer is marrying a horse!!
Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...
I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
Stove is also on the rack
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside
I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
But none of the horses are aware of what I did
Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk
Iyer is still cooking
And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing
Becoz I never take what???
Fun389
LOVE IS BLIND
A long time ago, before the world was created and
humans set foot on it,God had put all the human
"qualities" in a separate room. Since all the
qualities were bored they decided to play hide &
seek."Madness" was one of the qualities and he
shouted: "I want to count, I want to count!"
And since nobody was crazy enough to want to seek
"Madness", all the other qualities agreed.So "Madness"
leaned against a tree and started to count:
"One, two,three..." As "Madness" counted, the
qualities went hiding.
"Treason" hid in a pile of garbage..
"Lie " said that it would hide under a stone, but hid
at the bottom of the lake. And Madness continued to
count "... seventy nine, eighty, eighty one..."
By this time, all the qualities were already
hidden-except "Love ". For stupid as "Love " is, he
could not decide where to hide.
And this should not surprise us, because we all know
how difficult it is to hide "Love".
"Madness": "...ninety five, ninety six, ninety
seven..." Just when "Madness" got to one
hundred........."Love" jumped into a rose bush where
he hid.
And Madness turned around and shouted: "I'm coming,
I'm coming!" As Madness turned around, "Laziness" was
the first to be found, because "Laziness" was too lazy
to hide. "Madness " searched madly and found "Lie" at
the bottom of the lake. One by one, Madness found
them all - except Love. Madness was getting desperate,
unable to find Love.
Envious of Love, "Envy" whispered to "Madness ": "You
only need to find Love, and Love is hiding in the rose
bush."
"Madness" Jumped on the rose bush and he heard loud
cry . The thorns in the bush had pierced "Loves" eyes.
Hearing the commotion God came into the room and saw
what had happened.
He got very angry and cursed "Madness" and said since
"Love" has become blind because of u...
....u shall always be with him"
And so it came about that from that day on,
Love is blind and is always accompanied by Madness.
Fun382
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!
___________ _________ _________ _
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
Ek NE desh ke liye,
Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!
____________ _________ _________ _
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
____________ _________ _________ _
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'sa Law' kehta hai?
____________ _________ _________ _
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
Rupaye fase huye hain.
____________ _________ _________ _
Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
Na apne bachchon ko karne denge......
Fun388
I love all the languages???.
Nothing against any Language!!! This is just for fun!!!
Tamils are always proud to be Tamizhs; Pretty courteous (that is what they think, at least!). They speak yenglish but sorry, no indi (Hindi) saar... what da??. The more common Madarasi (chennaisi..., now?) is an ardent fan of kireeket matches.
Their counterparts in Bombay think they live in America but speak Hinglish like ...are you sure ki Sujata aa rahi hai ya I'll go akela!" And they take great pride in making stupid mistakes in Hindi Grammar.
Thamizhs, are verrry lecky to have "simble" neighbours in the "Keralites" who are a komblex race of peoblle (they migrated around 2000 B.C. from the middle east, I guess; and now even the Sheikhs feel wary of them) but they eat a lot of chooclyte and own 99.998765% of chai shops in the world and form 99.89% of nursing community.
Not far begind the kerals is the Telugu desam, who are totally againesht flaunting their wealthu to the woruldu, though they occasionally come out withu brick red shirtsu and parrot green pantsu with pleetsu (pleat). Worustu,no?! But they (think) are greatu in CICSu, Microsu and COBOLu! Generally sane peoplesu (and so you can always findu them judgingu, probhingu, queschioningu othersu ...)
The Canadians, excuse me, the Kannadigas are the coolest doun south but if there is political unrest in Hersogovnia (or) an ebola virus outbreak in Zaire, they bash up the Tamils in Karnataka. Cauvery very bad! When it comes to Rajkumar (actor), if a fly sits on his nose, they'll burn the entire city of Bengaloroo to kill the fly! To hell with Silicon valley! I-ron, firshtu, girlu, Lasht Bussu, roadu, crickeatu, filamu are some of their favourites.
Maharashtrians are a conservative, confused, complex lot-kar. -Kar, thatis because gavasakar, tendulkar, bahulkar,.. confused that is because sitting in southern part of India they would ask the other person "are you from Maharashtra or from south India..?" and genuinely wonder why the other person takes some time to answer the question. They like the principles of pheejix and their favourite character in the alphabet is Zay (god knows where that came from). Although soft, peace loving people but they elect the shivsena to rule them.
And right there next to the Maharashtrians are the Gujjubhais. They like to keep kes in the benk and their favourite past time is eating snakes (snacks) like paav bhaji, masala papad and pijja at the local snake bar. They gobble down palak sev like their life depends on it and believe in the brotherhood and sisterhood of man and woman (everybody is a bhai or a ben).
If you go further eesht, the land uf Udissa - the land of irron ("r" unsilent) where sombalpuroa and Bhubaneshbara are big towns. The people are bery cordial and if you are Vikram they bill soorly ask your name starts from B or Bhe. They do not sout, sam or soot but occasnally bawsh their phace at the wasbashin. James Bond Mohanty in our colleze had a roll nomber jero, jero, sebhen.
Bengalees are quaite similor, but or bery proud oph Subas Chondro Boash and Shoatyojit Roy and eberybody is dada. Bot I most conphess, Roshgollas are bery goooood, tho!
Bihari kids are supposed to be the smartest kids in India (if not in the universe!). How we wish they grow up the same way, but... And Biharees are bery phond of Laloo and Ranchi, isse bhadiya tumre pass koochi hai kaa?! spit spit...
UPites and MPites are busy going to ischool and istudying metals to make lots of ishteel.
Punjabis are very sweet and aggressive and offer Rotti Shotti Khayega! to which I once replied No. He said Tage itu, yaar! By Godu! Surjeetu, what happenedu, oi?!. Then of course, everybodys a paappe or a kaakke. Thats Punjab for you.
And Kashmir (called Cashmir by many, may be because of the amount of cash spent to keep it in India)?!? I know Roja (or Roza?) was shot (I mean filmed) somewhere nearby...
But at the end of the day, wherever you are in the world, whether it is in Sunnyvale, CA; Birmingham, UK; UmmAl Quwain, UAE or Serangoon Road, Singapore, ask them who they are and you'll get just one answer -
"?m an INDIAN"
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person : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
person : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
person : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
person : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
person : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
person : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
person : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE.
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