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A Nice Article about                                                                                              
Love
by Swami Vivekananda

I once had a friend who grew to be very close to me. Once when we were
sitting
at the edge of a swimming pool,
she filled the palm of her hand with
some water and held it before me, and said this: "You see this water carefully contained on my hand? It symbolizes Love.

" This was how I saw it: As long as you keep your hand caringly open and allow  it to remain there, it will always be there. However, if you attempt to  close your fingers round it and try to posses it, it will spill through the  first cracks it finds.

This is the greatest mistake that people do when they meet love ... they try  to posses it, they  demand, they expect ... and just like the water spilling
out of your hand, love will retrieve from you. For love is meant to be free,

 you can not change its nature.  

If there are people you love, allow them to be free beings.

Give and don't expect.
Advise, but don't order.
Ask, but never demand.

It might sound simple,   but it is a lesson that may take a lifetime to truly
practice
.

It is the secret to true love.To truly practice it, you must  sincerely feel no expectations from those who you love, and yet an  unconditional caring."
Passing thought ... Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take;  but by the moments that take our breath away.  

        It might sound simple,   but it is a lesson that may take a lifetime

 

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There was a man who dresses as a saint,grown his beard and went to jungle for "TAPASYA"(meditation).After some years he returned and claimed that he is a great saint.Everybody paid and showed respect for him.This thing was misunderstood by that man and he always boasted of being most respected saint of the world and he also claimed that he has gone through GITA, BIBLE,QURAN
.If anybody speaks even a little thing against him ,he get angry punishes that fellow.That is he often get angry.
 
One day a young and cool gentleman came infront of him and asked that "Lord I heard that if somebody want to get something from you ,you give himcordially".
That man(saint) replied, "Yes my son, ask what ever you want".
The gentleman replied" Lord give me some fire".
Man(saint) replied "There is no fire here".
The gentleman replied" Lord give me some fire".
Man(saint) replied "I telling  there is no fire here".
The gentleman replied" Lord give me some fire".
Man(saint) replied "I told na  there is no fire here".
The gentleman replied" Lord ,there is fire,please give me some ".
 
The Man(saint) got angry severely and shouted on him "You ruscle,I told na there is no fire ,now are you going or shall I punish you".
 
The gentleman smiled and said "Ohh!! this much fire in you,I cannot tolerate".
 
The Man(saint) was shocked and too much ashamed and recognised that the gentleman was far more great saint than him.He bowed on his feet and apologised.
 
Moral of the story :
 
"Greatness is in forgiveness,not into taking Revenge"
 
 

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Roles in Heaven :

  

Brahma Systems Installation  

Vishnu Systems Administration & Support  

Lakshmi Finance and Accounts consultant  

Saraswati Training and Knowledge Management  

Shiva DBA (Crash Specialist)  

Ganesh Quality Assuarance & Documentation  

Narada Data transfer  

Yama Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant  

Chitragupta IDP & Personal Records  

Apsaras Downloadable Viruses  

Devas Mainframe Programmers  

Surya Solaris Administrator  

Rakshasas In house Hackers  

Ravan Internet Explorer WWWF  

Kumbhakarnan Zombie Process  

Lakshman Support Software and Backup  

Hanuman Linux/s390  

Vaali MS Windows  

Sugreeva DOS  

Jatayu Firewall  

Dronacharya System Programmer  

Vishwamitra Sr. Manager Projects  

Shakuni Annual appraisal & Promotion  

Valmiki Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)  

Krishna SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )  

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)  

Arjun Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)  

Abhimanyu Trainee Programmer  

Draupadi Motivation & Team building  

Bhima MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

Dryodhana Microsoft product Written in VB  

Karna Contract programmer  

Dhrutarashtra Visual C++  

Gandhari Dreamweaver  

100 Kauravas Microsoft Service Packs and patches

Thanks and Regards

 

God8

Earth Status Report - 2006

If the
population of the Earth was reduced to that of a small town with 100 people, it would look something like this:

 

 

57% Asians

21% Europeans

14% Americans (northern and southern)

8% Africans

 



 
 

 

52% women

48% men

 



 
 

 

70% coloured-skins

30% caucasians

 



 
 

 

89% heterosexuals

11% homosexuals



 
 

 

6 people would own 59% of the whole world wealth and all of them will be from the United States of America

80%  would have bad living conditions

70%  would be uneducated

50% underfed

1 would die

2 would be born

1 would have a computer

1 (only one) will have higher education



When you look at the world from this point of view, you can see there is a real need for solidarity,
understanding, patience and education.

Also think about the following
-
This morning, if you woke up healthy, then you are happier than the 1 million people that will not survive next week.



 
 

 

If you never suffered a war,

the loneliness of the jail cell, the agony of torture,

or hunger,



you are happier than 500 million people in the world.
If you can enter into a church (mosque) without fear of jail or death,  you are happier then 3 million people in the world.



 
 

 

If there is a food in your fridge,

you have shoes and clothes,

you have bed and a roof,

you are richer then 75% of the people in the world.

 

 

 



 
 

 

If you have bank account, money in your wallet and some coins in the money-box,

you belong to the 8% of the people on the world, who are well-to-do.



If you read this you are three times blessed because:



 
 

 

1. somebody just thought of you.

2 . you don't belong to the 200 million people
that cannot read.

3 . and... you have a computer!



As somebody once said:



 
 

 

" - Work as if you don't need money,

- Love as if you've never been hurt,

- Dance, as if nobody can see you,

- Sing, as if no one can hear,

 

- Live, as if the Earth was a heaven."

 



If you like, send this to people you call friends.

If you don't send this, nothing will happen.
But, if you send it - someone will smile

 

 

 

 



           
 So start living & stop worrying,
                  You don't know how lucky you are! 

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Shree Guru Charan Saroj Raj, Nij Man Mukar Sudhari,
Barnau Raghuvar Bimal Jasu, Jo dayaku Phal Chari

With the dust of Guru's Lotus feet, I clean the mirror of my mind and then narrate the sacred glory of Sri Ram Chandra, The Supereme among the Raghu dynasty. The giver of the four attainments of life.

Budhi heen Tanu Janike, Sumirow, Pavan Kumar,
Bal Buddhi Vidya Dehu Mohi, Harahu Kalesh Bikaar


Knowing myself to be ignorent, I urge you, O Hanuman, The son of Pavan! O Lord! kindly Bestow on me strength, wisdom and knowledge, removing all my miseries and blemishes.

Jai Hanuman Gyan Guna Sagar
Jai Kipis Tihun Lok Ujgaar

Victory of Thee, O Hanuman, Ocean of wisdom and virtue, victory to the Lord of
monkeys who is well known in all the three worlds

Ramdoot Atulit Bal Dhamaa,
Anjani Putra Pavansut naamaa.

You, the Divine messager of Ram and repository of immeasurable strength, are also
known as Anjaniputra and known as the son of the wind - Pavanputra.


Mahebeer Bikram Bajrangi,
Kumati Nivaar Sumati Ke Sangi.

Oh Hanumanji! You are valiant and brave, with a body like lightening. You are the
dispeller of darkness of evil thoughts and companion of good sense and wisdom.

Kanchan Baran Biraaj Subesaa,
Kanan kundal kunchit kesa.

Shri Hanumanji's physique is golden coloured. His dress is pretty, wearing 'Kundals' ear-rings and his hairs are long and curly.

Hath Bajra Aur Dhvaja Birjai,
Kandhe Moonj Janeu saage.

Shri Hanumanji is holding in one hand a lighting bolt and in the other a banner
with sacred thread across his shoulder.


Shankar Suvna Kesari Nandan,
Tej Pratap Maha Jag Vandan.

Oh Hanumanji! You are the emanation of 'SHIVA' and you delight Shri Keshri.
Being ever effulgent, you and hold vast sway over the universe. The entire
world proptiates. You are adorable of all.


Vidyavaan Guni Ati Chatur,
Ram Kaj Karibe Ko Atur

Oh! Shri Hanumanji! You are the repository learning, virtuous, very wise and
highly keen to do the work of Shri Ram,  
 

 

Prabhu Charittra Sunibe Ko Rasiya,
Ram Lakhan Sita man basyia.

You are intensely greedy for listening to the naration of Lord Ram's lifestory and revel on its enjoyment. You ever dwell in the hearts of Shri Ram-Sita and Shri Lakshman.  

 

Sukshma roop Dhari Siyahi Dikhwana,
Bikat roop Dhari Lank Jarawa


You appeared beofre Sita in a diminutive form and spoke to her, while you assumed an awesome form and struck terror by setting Lanka on fire.

Bhim roop Dhari Asur Sanhare,
Ramchandra Ke kaaj Savare.

He, with his terrible form, killed demons in Lanka and performed all acts of Shri Ram.   

 

Laye Sajivan Lakhan Jiyaye,
Shri Raghubir harashi ur laye.

When Hanumanji made Lakshman alive after bringing 'Sanjivni herb' Shri Ram took him in his deep embrace, his heart full of joy.

Raghupati Kinhi Bahut Badaai,
Tum Mama Priya Bharat Sam Bahi
.

Shri Ram lustily extolled Hanumanji's excellence and remarked, "you are as dear to me as my own brother Bharat"

Sahastra Badan Tumharo Jas Gaave,
Asa kahi Shripati Kanth Laagave.

Shri Ram embraced Hanumanji saying: "Let the thousand - tongued sheshnaag sing your glories"

Sankadik Brahmadi Muneesa,
Narad Sarad Sahit Aheesa

Sanak and the sages, saints. Lord Brahma, the great hermits Narad and oddess Saraswati along with Sheshnag the cosmic serpent, fail to sing the glories of Hanumanji exactly

Jam Kuber Digpal Jahan Te,
Kabi Kabid Kahin Sake Kahan Te

What to talk of denizens of the earth like poets and scholars ones etc even Gods
like Yamraj, Kuber, and Digpal fail to narrate Hanman's greatness in toto.

Tum Upkar Sugrivahi Keenha,
Ram Miali Rajpad Deenha

Hanumanji! You rendered a great service for Sugriva, It were you who united him with SHRI RAM and installed him on the Royal Throne.

Tumharo Mantro Bibhishan Maana,
Lankeshwar Bhaye Sab Jag Jaana.

By heeding your advice. Vibhushan became Lord of Lanka, which is known all over the universe.

Juug Sahastra Jojan Par Bhaanu,
Leelyo Taahi Madhur Phal Jaanu

Hanumanji gulped, the SUN at distance of sixteen thousand miles considering it to be a sweet fruit.

Prabhu Mudrika Meli Mukha Maaheen,
Jaladhi Langhi Gaye Acharaj Naheen.

Carrying the Lord's ring in his mouth, he went across the ocean. There is no wonder in that.

Durgam Kaaj Jagat Ke Jeete,
Sugam Anugrah Tumhre Te Te.

Oh Hanumanji! all the difficult tasks in the world are rendered easiest by your grace.

    

Ram Duware Tum Rakhavare,
Hot Na Aagya Bin Paisare.

Oh Hanumanji! You are the sentinel at the door of Ram's mercy mansion or His
divine abode. No one may enter without your permission.

Sab Sukh Lahen Tumhari Sarna,
Tum Rakshak Kaahu Ko Darnaa.


By your grace one can enjoy all happiness and one need not have any fear under
your protection.

Aapan Tej Samharo Aapei,
Tanau Lok Hank Te Kanpei

When you roar all the three worlds tremble and only you can control your might.

Bhoot Pisaach Nikat Nahi Avei,
Mahabir Jab Naam Sunavei.

Great Brave on. Hanumanji's name keeps all the Ghosts, Demons & evils spirits
away from his devotees.

Nasei Rog Hare Sab Peera,
Japat Niranter Hanumant Beera


On reciting Hanumanji's holy name regularly all the maladies perish the entire pain disappears.

Sankat Te Hanuman Chhudavei,
Man Kram Bachan Dhyan Jo Lavei
.

Those who rembember Hanumanji in thought, word and deed are well guarded against their odds in life.

Sub Par Ram Tapasvee Raaja,
Tinke Kaaj Sakal Tum Saaja

Oh Hanumanji! You are the caretaker of even Lord Rama, who has been hailed as
the Supreme Lord and the Monarch of all those devoted in penances.

Aur Manorath Jo Koi Lave,
Soi Amit Jivan Phal Pave.

Oh Hanumanji! You fulfill the desires of those who come to you and bestow the eternal nectar the highest fruit of life.

Charo Juung Partap Tumhara,
Hai Parsiddha Jagat Ujiyara
.

Oh Hanumanji! You magnificent glory is acclaimed far and wide all through the four ages and your fame is radianlty noted all over the cosmos.

Sadho Sant Ke Tum Rakhvare,
Asur Nikandan Ram Dulare.

Oh Hanumanji! You are the saviour and the guardian angel of saints and sages and destroy all the Demons, you are the seraphic darling of Shri Ram.

Ashta Siddhi Nau Nidhi Ke Data,
Asa Bar Din Janki Mata.

Hanumanji has been blessed with mother Janki to grant to any one any YOGIC power of eight Sidhis and Nava Nidhis as per choice.

Ram Rasayan Tumhare Pasa,
Sadaa Raho Raghupati Ke Dasa.

Oh Hanumanji! You hold the essence of devotion to RAM, always remaining His Servant.

Tumhare Bhajan Ramko Pavei.
Janam Janam Ke Dukh Bisravei.

Oh Hanumanji! through devotion to you, one comes to RAM and becames free from suffering of several lives.

Anta Kaal Raghubar Pur Jai,
Jahan Janma Hari Bhakta Kahai.


After death he enters the eternal abode of Sri Ram and remains a devotee of him, whenever, taking new birth on earth.

Aur Devata Chitt Na Dharai,
Hanumant Sei Sarva Sukh Karai


You need not hold any other demigod in mind. Hanumanji alone will give all happiness.

Sankat Kate Mitey Sab Peera,
Jo Sumirei Hanumant Balbeera

Oh Powerful Hanumanji! You end the sufferings and remove all the pain from those who remember you.

Jai Jai Jai Hanuman Gosai
Kripa Karahu Gurudev Ki Naiee

Hail-Hail-Hail-Lord Hanumanji! I beseech you Honour to bless me in the capacity of my supreme 'GURU' (teacher).

Jo Sat Baar Paath Kar Koi,
Chhutahi Bandi Maha Sukh Hoi.

One who recites this Hanuman Chalisa one hundred times daily for one hundred days becames free from the bondage of life and death and ejoys the highest bliss at last.

Jo Yah Padhe Hanuman Chalisa,
Hoy Siddhi Sakhi Gaurisa

As Lord Shankar witnesses, all those who recite Hanuman Chalisa regularly are sure to be benedicted

Tulsidas Sada Hari Chera,
Keeje Nath Hriday Mah Dera.

Tulsidas always the servant of Lord prays. "Oh my Lord! You enshrine within my heart.!

Chopai

Pavan Tanay Sankat Haran , Mangal Murti Roop.
Ram Lakhan Sita Sahit, Hriday Basahu Sur Bhoop.

O Shri Hanuman, The Son of Pavan, Saviour The Embodiment of  blessings, reside in my heart together with Shri Ram, Laxman and Sita

 

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A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I
have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say
one
thing. They keep saying "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do have a solution to
your
problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them
with
my two male talking parrots to whom I have taught to pray and read the
bible.

My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible
phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship."

So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's
house.

The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in
their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male
talking Parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're hot. Do you
want a
date?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams, "Put
your
Bible away Idiot, our prayers have been answered!!!!!!!" 

 

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