Fun96
Subject: DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!
To:
Question and the Answer given by Candidates, oh sorry they are IAS
(Indian Administrative Services - THE most difficult examination in
India. Candidates are graduate Officers now.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with
one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33 R ank )
Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one
really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a
while and said,
"my choice is one really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted in! to reality as his admission depends on the
correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the
DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND
difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!
Fun98
What Makes A Dad
God took the strength of a mountain,
The majesty of a tree,
The warmth of a summer sun,
The calm of a quiet sea,
The generous soul of nature,
The comforting arm of night,
The wisdom of the ages,
The power of the eagle's flight,
The joy of a morning in spring,
The faith of a mustard seed,
The patience of eternity,
The depth of a family need,
Then God combined these qualities,
When there was nothing more to add,
He knew His masterpiece was complete,
And so, He called it ... Dad
My Father
W hen I was: Four years old: My daddy can do anything.
W hen I was: Five years old: My daddy knows a whole lot.
W hen I was: Six years old: My dad is smarter than your dad.
W hen I was: Eight years old: My dad doesn't know exactly everything.
W hen I was: 10 years old: In the olden days, when my dad grew up, things were sure
different.
W hen I was: 12 years old: Oh, well, naturally, Dad doesn't know anything about that. He
is too old to remember his childhood.
W hen I was: 14 years old: Don't pay any attention to my dad. He is so old-fashioned.
W hen I was: 21 years old: Him? My Lord, he's hopelessly out of date.
W hen I was: 25 years old: Dad knows about it, but then he should, because he has been
around so long.
W hen I was: 30 years old: Maybe we should ask Dad what he thinks. After all, he's had a
lot of experience.
W hen I was: 35 years old: I'm not doing a single thing until I talk to Dad.
W hen I was: 40 years old: I wonder how Dad would have handled it. He was so wise.
W hen I was: 50 years old: I'd give anything if Dad were here now so I could talk this
over with him. Too bad I didn't appreciate how smart he was. I could have
learned a lot from him.
Fun100
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You want and you get, that is luck,
you want and you wait, that is time,
you want but you compromise, that is love,
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you want, you wait and you compromise, that is life....!!
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Fun93
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all
of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his
money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When I die, I
want you to take all my money and put it in the casket
with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with
me."
And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her
heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money
into the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his
wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend
was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony,
and just before the undertakers got ready to close the
casket, the wife said, "Wait just a moment!"
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the
box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked
the casket down and they rolled it away.
So her friend said, "Girl, I know you were not fool enough
to put all that money in there with your husband."
The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot
go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put
that money into the casket with him." You mean to tell me
you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put
it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can
cash it, then he can spend it."
Send this to every clever female you know, and to every
man who thinks they are smarter than women!!!
Fun95
Do read the specification below. Mindblowing...
ENGINE
1. 500 bhp (372 kW) @ 5600 rpm (60.4 bhp/liter); 525 lb.-ft. (712 Nm) @ 4200 rpm
2. 10-cylinder 90-degree V-type, liquid-cooled, 505 cubic inches (8277 cc)
3. 356-T6 aluminum alloy block with cast-iron liners, aluminum alloy cylinder heads
4. Bore x Stroke: 4.03 inches x 3.96 inches (102.4 x 100.6)
5. Two pushrod-actuated overhead valves per cylinder with roller-type hydraulic lifters
6. Sequential, multi-port electronic fuel injection with individual runners
7. Compression Ratio: 9.6:1
8. Max Engine Speed: 6000 rpm
9. Fuel Requirement: Unleaded premium, 93 octane (R+M/2)
10. Oil System: Dry Sump; takes 8 quarts Mobil1 10W30 Synthetic
11. Cooling System: Twin aluminum radiators mounted atop engine intake manifolds, force-fed from front-mounted, belt-driven turbine fan.
12. Takes 11 quarts of antifreeze.
13. Exhaust System: Equal-length tubular stainless steel headers with dual collectors and central rear outlets
SUSPENSION:
Front:
Outboard, single-sided parallel upper and lower control arms made from polished billet aluminum. Mounted via ball joint to aluminum steering uprights and hubs. Five degrees caster. Single, fully adjustable centrally located coil-over damper ( 2.25-inch coil with adjustable spring perch); pullrod and rocker-actuated mono linkage. Center-lock racing-style hubs.
Rear:
Hand-fabricated box-section steel inboard swing arms, incorporating "hydral-link" lockable recirculating hydraulic circuit parking stand. Single fully adjustable centrally located Koni coil-over damper ( 2.25-inch coil with adjustable spring perch); pushrod and rocker-actuated mono linkage. Center-lock racing-style hubs
BRAKES:
Front:
20-inch perimeter-mounted drilled machined stainless steel rotors, one per wheel. Two four-piston fixed aluminum calipers per wheel (16 pistons total), custom designed. Blue anodized caliper finish. Hand-activated.
Rear:
20-inch perimeter-mounted drilled cast-iron rotors, one per wheel. One four-piston fixed aluminum caliper per wheel (8 pistons total), custom designed. Blue anodized caliper finish. Foot-activated.
The Tomahawk is a Viper V-10 based motorcycle, a 500 horsepower engine with four wheels beneath it.
Chrysler will be selling the original Tomahawk concept and nine replicas through Neiman Marcus, for up to $555,000 each. The motorcycles cannot be licensed, so they cannot be legally driven on public roads. A Chrysler spokesman told Reuters they were meant as rolling sculptures.
Rumors had the Tomahawk selling for under $200,000, most likely at a loss or breakeven price, for publicity purposes - but still fully drivable. Wolfgang Bernhard, Chrysler's not particularly respected first mate, was said to be enthusiastic about that project, so much so that hundreds were projected to be built at under $200,000 each. They reportedly cost Chrysler over $100,000 to build (admittedly the work is outsourced).
The Dodge Tomahawk can reach 60 miles an hour in about 2.5 seconds, and has a theoretical top speed of nearly 400 mph. Each pair of wheels is separated by a few inches and each wheel has an independent suspension. Bernhard said four wheels were necessary to handle the power from the engine.
The Tomahawk remains on display at auto shows - though well out of reach of the general public, elevated on a special display.
PERFORMANCE:
0-60 mph: 2.5 seconds (est.)
Top Speed: 300+ mph (est.)
DIMENSIONS:
Length: 102 inches
Width: 27.7 inches
Height: 36.9 inches
Wheelbase: 76 inches
Seat Height: 29 inches
Weight: 1,500 lbs.
Track, Front: 8.75 in
Track, Rear: 10 in
Weight Dist: 49F/51R
Ground Clearance: 3 in
Fuel: 3.25 gallons
ELECTRICAL SYSTEM:
Alternator: 136-amp high-speed
Battery : Leak-resistant, maintenance-free 600 CCA
Lighting: Headlights consist of 12 five-watt LEDs, front, with beam-modifying optics and masked lenses. Eight LEDs, rear. Headlamps articulate with wheels.
TRANSMISSION: Manual, foot-shifted two-speed
Aluminum-cased two-speed, sequential racing-style with dog ring, straight-cut gears
Gear Ratios: 1st 18:38; 2nd 23:25
Clutch: Double-disc, dry-plate with organic friction materials, hand lever actuated with assist
Final drive: Dual 110-link motorcycle-style chains
Front Sprockets: 14 teeth
Rear Sprockets: 35 teeth
Longitudinal, centrally mounted engine, rear-wheel drive layout; monocoque construction, engine is central, stressed member. Body of billet aluminum.
Fun101
One young man went for an IAS Interview.
"When did India get independence?" He was asked.
"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result
was in 1947" He replied.
"Who was responsible for our independence?"
"There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it
will be a injustice to another. " He replied.
"Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"
"Some research is going on the subject and I can answer
with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.
The interview board was very pleased with his original and
thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the
questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same
questions.
When he went out naturally others were curious to know
what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent
Santa would not leave him. "At least tell me the answers" he
pleaded, and our friend obliged.
Then it was the turn of this Santa. When he went inside,
since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member
asked him." By the way, what is your date of birth?"
He replied, " The effort began a few years earlier and
final result was in 1947."
Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What
is your fathers name?"
He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name
one, it will be injustice to another".
The interviewer was incensed.
" Hey! Are you mad or what?"
He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can
answer with certainty only after seeing the report
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Fun99
HUSBAND AND WIFE
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant
with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other
person has,
you wish you had ordered that.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the
fight
begins!
_________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ ___
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being
murdered.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful
things as
women and then he turns them into Wives !
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man
who
surrenders
when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's
Right, is a
Husband.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else:
Happy
Independence Day
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking
about
something
you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you
finish.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster
than
electronic
banking. It's called marriage
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Take vo Marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare
aur agar
Nark
jaye to homely feel kare..
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead!
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
There is only one perfect child in the world and every
mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every
neighbour has
it
_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
___
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The
Master of
Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side,
sir.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or
cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the
ash.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant
with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other
person has,
you wish you had ordered that.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the
fight
begins!
_________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ ___
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being
murdered.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful
things as
women and then he turns them into Wives !
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man
who
surrenders
when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's
Right, is a
Husband.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else:
Happy
Independence Day
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking
about
something
you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you
finish.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster
than
electronic
banking. It's called marriage
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Take vo Marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare
aur agar
Nark
jaye to homely feel kare..
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead!
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
There is only one perfect child in the world and every
mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every
neighbour has
it
_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
___
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The
Master of
Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side,
sir.
__________ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or
cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the
ash.
Fun97
Hi Friends,
Following are code name given to Java?s different version.
VERSION
CODE NAME
RELEASE DATE
JDK 1.1.4
Sparkler
Sept 12, 1997
JDK 1.1.5
Pumpkin
Dec 3, 1997
JDK 1.1.6
Abigail
April 24, 1998
JDK 1.1.7
Brutus
Sept 28, 1998
JDK 1.1.8
Chelsea
April 8, 1999
J2SE 1.2
Playground
Dec 4, 1998
J2SE 1.2.1
(none)
March 30, 1999
J2SE 1.2.2
Cricket
July 8, 1999
J2SE 1.3
Kestrel
May 8, 2000
J2SE 1.3.1
Ladybird
May 17, 2001
J2SE 1.4.0
Merlin
Feb 13, 2002
J2SE 1.4.1
Hopper
Sept 16, 2002
J2SE 1.4.2
Mantis
June 26, 2003
J2SE 5.0 (1.5.0)
Tiger
Sept 29, 2004
Fun94
Some W a c k y Quotes
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit
with a pretty girl
for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
- Albert Einstein
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in
the morning and does not
stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of
those we don't like?
- Jean Cocturan
It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg
Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.
Help a man when he is in
trouble and
he will remember you when he is
in trouble again.
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem
solving.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
Alcohol doesn't solve any
problems but then again, neither does milk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Forgive your enemies but
remember their names.
The number of people
watching you
is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your action.
Don't worry that the world ends today, it's already tomorrow in Australia !
Keep Smiling
Fun91
LOVE IN MATHS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Dear SweetHeart,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose
and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of
magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of
theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it
differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots,
which only you can solve by making good binary relation
with me.
The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.
I promise that I should not resolve you into partial
functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying
the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as
an element to a set.
The geometry of my life revolves around your acute
personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola
restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle
of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial
of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives
of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Truly Yours
Fun87
Weakness = Strength????
A 10-year-old boy decided to study judo despite the fact that he had lost his left arm in a devastating car accident. The boy began lessons with an old Japanese judo master. The boy was doing well, so he couldn't understand why, after three months of training the master had taught him only one move.
"Sensei," the boy finally said, "Shouldn't I be learning more moves?"
"This is the only move you know, but this is the only move you'll ever need to know," the sensei replied. Not quite understanding, but believing in his teacher, the boy kept training. Several months later, the sensei took the boy to his first tournament.
Surprising himself, the boy easily won his first two matches. The third match proved to be more difficult, but after some time, his opponent became impatient and charged; the boy deftly used his one move to win the match. Still amazed by his success, the boy was now in the finals. This time, his opponent was bigger, stronger, and more experienced. For a while, the boy appeared to be overmatched. Concerned that the boy might get hurt, the referee called a time-out. He was about to stop the match when the sensei intervened.
"No," the sensei insisted, "Let him continue." Soon after the match resumed, his opponent made a critical mistake: he dropped his guard. Instantly, the boy used his move to pin him. The boy had won the match and the tournament.
He was the champion. On the way home, the boy and sensei reviewed every move in each and every match.
Then the boy summoned the courage to ask what was really on his mind.
"Sensei, how did I win the tournament with only one move?"
"You won for two reasons," the sensei answered.
"First, you've almost mastered one of the most difficult throws in all of judo. And second, the only known defense for that move is for your opponent to grab your left arm."
The boy's biggest weakness had become his biggest strength.
Sometimes we feel that we have certain weaknesses and we blame God, the circumstances and our self for it but we never know that our weakness can become our strength one day. Each of us is special and important, so never think you have any weakness, never think of pride or pain, just live your life to its fullest and extract the best out of it!"
Fun86
Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and started shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya ".
Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."
Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"
Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai, Ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits his keyboard,then says: "jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ."
AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi."
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai." [logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"
Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!
Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha......
Ha.............................................
Fun85
#include
#include
#include
#include
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}
if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
#include
#include
#include
#define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}
if(reply == "GAALI")
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
Fun89
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u put the water in a bottle.............
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wht u get is pani which is "THANDA"
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An Elephant meets an Ant!!
On Introduction:
Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai?
Elephant: Paanch Saal !!!
Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade !!!
Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY .
Elephant: Cheetti tumhari umar kitni hai ?
Ant: Tees Saal.
Elephant: Tees Saal aur itni chhoti.
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Ant: Haan ....
I AM A SANTOOR GIRL.... MERI TWACHA SEY MERI UMAR KA PATA HI
NAHI
CHALTA
jailer kaidi se- kal tumhe subah 5 baje faansi di jaayegi.
kaidi starts laughing................
why????????????
he says- main to roj subah 8 baje so ke uthta hoon.
Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple
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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!
wats d volume of d person who has lost his memory???
sochoo
thnk!!!
pie r square h!!!!!
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coz he keeps on sayin MAIN CONE HOON!!!!!!!!!
why did ramu throw butter from the window???
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Ans : he wanted to see the butter-fly!!!!!!
Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha:
Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ?
Gadha: Apple khaane
Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !!
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Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!
Fun90
****** True love story******
There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot???..
One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog??..
The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito??.
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The next day???????.
Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria??????..
What a touching story?????????..!!!!!!:) JJJ
Fun88
Good Morning.............
Some Interesting Facts:
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the
lock.
To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think
again, neither does Milk. In order
to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need
it. All the desirable things in
life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear
brighter before you hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never
works.
If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that
you ever tried. You can never determine
which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it
will always land on the buttered side.
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most
inaccessible corner. As soon as you
mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it
happens. He who has the gold, makes
the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the
bus is still late.
Once you have bought something, you will find the same
item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and
the person in front of you will always have the most
complex of transactions. If you have paper, you
don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have
paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
Especially for Students ---- If you have bunked the class,
the professor has taken attendance. You
will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are
in the bathroom.
After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will
always pull in together and the bus which you get in will
be crowded than the other. If your exam
is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from
the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.
Fun84
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and By hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else Via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life Completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two Good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote Repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
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