A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I
have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say
one
thing. They keep saying "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do have a solution to
your
problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them
with
my two male talking parrots to whom I have taught to pray and read the
bible.
My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible
phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship."
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's
house.
The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in
their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male
talking Parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're hot. Do you
want a
date?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams, "Put
your
Bible away Idiot, our prayers have been answered!!!!!!!"
God2
God1
One day Lord shiva decided to visit the earth and try
some alcohol. So he changed his get-up and went to a
bar in
have". Bartender : "We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin,
beer etc etc.".
Lord Shiva: "Let's try whisky first, give me 5 bottles
of whisky".
After having 5 bottles of whisky, Lord shiva decided
to try Rum.
Bartender was shocked :"Who is this man, after having
5 bottles of whisky, he is still on his feet".
After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shiva decided to have beer.
After having 40 bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin.
Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him : "Sir,
who are you?? I have seen people getting drunk after
having 4 glasses of whisky, and you'vealmost had 50
bottles and you are still on your feet, who are
you"???
Lord Shiva : "VATS, Hum Bhagwaan Shiv hain".
Bartender : AB CHADHI ISKO!!!