MINDless THOUGHTS
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
l Practice makes perfect.....
l But nobody's perfect......
l so why practice?
l If it's true that we are here to help others,
l then, what exactly are the others here for?
l Since light travels faster than sound,
l people appear bright until you hear them speak.
l Money is not everything.
l There's Mastercard & Visa.
l One should love animals.
l They are so tasty.
l Save water.
l Shower with your girlfriend.
l Love thy neighbor.
l But don't get caught.
l Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
l And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
l Every man should marry.
l After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
l The wise never marry.
l and when they marry they become otherwise.
l Love is photogenic
l It needs darkness to develop
l Children in backseats cause accidents
l Accidents in backseats cause children
l "Your future depends on your dreams"
l So go to sleep
l There should be a better way to start a day
l than waking up every morning
l "Hard work never killed anybody"
l But why take the risk !
l "Work fascinates me"
l I can look at it for hours !
l God made relatives;
l Thank God we can choose our friends.
l When two's company,
l three's the result !
l A dress is like a barbed fence
l It protects the premises without restricting the view
l The more you learn, the more you know,
l The more you know, the more you forget
l The more you forget, the less you know
l So.. why learn.
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