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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:




"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have




certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise





happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or




offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be




at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home





before midnight. - Your Husband"









When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for




him that read as follows:




"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive





this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy.




Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily




appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes





into 18. Don't wait up."