Fun398

> COMPUTER PROGRAMMING SONG
>
> # Local variable
>
> Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
> pal do pal meri kahani hai
> pal do pal meri hasti hai..
>
> # Global variable
>
> Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
> har ik pal meri kahani hai
> har ik pal meri hasti hai
>
> # Null pointers
>
> Mera jeevan kora kagaz
> kora hi reh gaya.
>
> # Dangling pointers
>
> Maut bhi aati nahi
> jaan bhi jati nahin.
>
> # Goto
>
> Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
> Kahan shuru kahan khatam
> Ye manzilen hain kaun si
> Na woh samajh sake na hum
>
> # Two Recursive functions calling each other
>
> Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
> mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
> Pehle tum, pehle tum.
>
> # The debugger
>
> Jab koi baat bigad jaye
> Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
> Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.
>
>
> # From VC++ to VB
>
> Yeh haseen vaadiyan
> Yeh khula asmaan
> Aa gaye hum kahan.
>
>
>
> # Untrackable bug
>
> Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.
>
> # Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)
>
> Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.
>
> # And then to the client
>
> Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho.
>
> # Load Balancing
>
> Saathi haath badhana
> ek akela thak jayega
> mil kar bojh uthana
>
> # Modem ( modem talk on a busy connection)
> suno - kaho,kaha - suna,kuch huwa kya?
> abhee to nahin..
>
> # Windows getting open sourced
>
> Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao
> parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
> allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
>
>
> AND SOME FILMS
>
> # ESC : NO DO GYARA
> # F1 : GUIDE
> # UNDO : AA AB LAUT CHALE
> # SYSTEM WHOSE OS IS DOS : BUDHA MIL GAYA
> # SOFTWARE & HARDWARE : EK DUJE KE LIYE
> # CNTR+ALT+DEL : AAKHARI RASTA
> # HARD DISK & FLOPPY : GHARWALI BAHERWALI
> # RAM : KORA KAGAZ
> # C++ & C : BADEMIYA CHOTEMIYA
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