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Questions:



1) What is the difference between women and puppies?

Answer: Puppies grow up.



2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?

Answer: Because they are...



3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?

Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.



4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane,which one would hit the

ground first?

Answer: Who cares?????.....



5) What did God say after he created woman?

(This ones THE BEST)

Answer:: I can do better than this! And then he created man



6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?

Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.



7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?

Answers: i) no mind ii) no business



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