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Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his
head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were
just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything
he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he
went paranoid. Here are a few scenes.............................

- Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be
cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes
through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth!!!

- In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.Rajanikanth
has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he
does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet
towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills
both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills
the middle one.

- Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no
bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest
imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
shoots,Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches
the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires
  his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and
decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time,
and thought that at least one movie would follow his
 theory of physics.The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all
in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

  - The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain
is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't
jump even if he tries like one of those superman
  techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately
kill the villain because it's the climax.

  (Newton Bhai is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)

  Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun
in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he
uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first
  gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
  Newton commits suicide...........