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A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an  Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side  on a critical  project. It had the subject - "TaTa - Bye Bye". With the  worst  premonition he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:-  

 Dear Sir,

 

 It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving

 the job. The offer was too lucritive and attractive for me to turn down.

 

 I had to abscond because I wanted to avoid a scene with the HR and you.

 

 I am sorry but I had no choice.

 

 The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of

 which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is no need

 to  worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have been working

 upon,  have been completed halfway. I am sure the new person who would

 replace me  would not understand what all I had done so far. Hence, for

 his and your  convenience, I have taken care to remove all the work that I

 had been  doing this far for nearly 3 months now. I am sure you will

 appreciate my  insight and "big heart".

 

 I am ofcourse retaining the Originals that I had retrieved for the purpose

 of Passport verification with me, considering it as a parting gift from

 you. Ofcourse, I will not pay the bond amount that I owe the compnay

 (since I  Am breaking the bond). But I will consider this as a parting

 gift from our  Dear company. I moving out of town since the new company is

 situated in another City.

 

 Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to get in

 touch with me, to congratulate me. But I know your blessings are always

 with me.

 

 Last but not the least. I also have the 7000 Rs entrusted to me by our

 company's cultural events group, for the upcoming movie event. I am  sure

 you would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an added bonus  from

 our company. I respect you very much, hence your wish is my command.

 

 I thank you for that in advance, and assure you that I will surely invest

 them wisely (but not in your company's stocks of course).

 

 Don't worry sir. I am 2 years experienced now, learning so much from  your

 company. So I will surely use this knowledge to write better programs  for

 the new company.

 

 Someday I'm sure we will meet sometime in the future. If you wish, I will

 surely be glad to give my employee reference for you to apply for a job

 in the new company which I am joining.

 

 Your faithful employee,

 

 S. W. Engineer

 

 At the bottom of the page were the letters "PS". Hands still trembling,

 

 the Boss read:

 

 PS: Dearest Boss, none of the above is true. I'm am still busy working at

 client side. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in

 life than my "Request to reconsider my Salary Appraisal" attached with

 this  mail. Please approve it and call when it is safe for me to come to

 our Office to discuss this. My respect and Best Regards to you!