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Test your Selves ( cooooooooool )


So, take the following test presented here and determine
if you are losing it or are still "with it ." The
spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made
your answer.



OK, relax, clear your mind and ... Begin. WELL, MAYBE NOT
THAT CLEAR!



1. What do you put in a toaster?

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Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and
go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you
said, "bread," go to Question 2.



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2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell " silk." What do cows
drink?


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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do
not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously
over stressed and may even overheat.

It may be that you need to content yourself with reading
something more appropriate such as Children's World. If
you said "water"


Then proceed to question 3.



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3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue
house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made
from pink bricks and a black house is made from black
bricks, what is a green house made from?


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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said
"green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here
reading these questions????? If you said "glass,"

Then! Go on to Question 4.



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4. Its twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000
feet over Germany(If you will recall, Germanyat the time
was politically divided into West Germanyand East Germany.)


Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot,
realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides
on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine
fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes
smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East
Germanyand West Germany.

Where would you bury the survivors? East Germanyor
West Germanyor in "no man's land"?


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Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said
ANYTHING else,

You are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from
a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you
said, "Don't bury the survivors",

Then proceed to the next question.


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5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from
Londonto MilfordHaven in Wales. In London, 17 people get
on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine
people get on.

In Sweden, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11
people get off and 16 people get on.

In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In
Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then
arrive at MilfordHaven. What was the name of the bus driver?


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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your
own name? It was YOU!!


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Now pass this along to all your " smart friends" and hope
they do better than you did.


(PS: 95% of people fail in most of the questions !!)