THE BEST E-MAIL OF THE YEAR !!!!!
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while
his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he Prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours
while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know
what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with
mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the
kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast,
packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and
picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and
stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,
then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills
and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter
box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the
beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the
kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an
argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and
cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,
then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the
ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables
for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans
for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores
weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to
make love, which he managed to get through without
complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by
the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home
all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel
you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change
things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait
nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
Voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year !
do u agree????
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while
his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he Prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours
while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know
what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with
mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the
kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast,
packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and
picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and
stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,
then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills
and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter
box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the
beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the
kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an
argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and
cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,
then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the
ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables
for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans
for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores
weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to
make love, which he managed to get through without
complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by
the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home
all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel
you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change
things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait
nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
Voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year !
do u agree????
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