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The Bath Tub Test


It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time
to time, and this should help get you started.


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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor
asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether
or not a patient should be institutionalized.


"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we
offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask
him or her to empty the bathtub."


"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person
would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the
teacup."


" No." said the Director, "A normal person would
pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window? "


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DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE
????????