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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..
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bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte. Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
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Baithe tere khayalo mai,kore kagazpe likha tera nam.Tasvir B
bana dali
or likha us par
yah paigam.
Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko
Rs.5000 inam
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"Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru.

"We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi.

Which one to follow?... Great confusion.
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
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Whats
the height
of hope???....


A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!!
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Guy.-Do u know,wen i was a kid
so many girls wantd to kiss me,i allowed,but
now i want 2 kiss so many girls,but

they dont allow. SELFISH GIRLS (Its my Fav.....)
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U r no of miles away 4m me.Still i'm watching ur evry movements by 3 diff channels
1.DISCOVERY
2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3.ANIMALPLANET

Thanks 2 media.
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A day will finaly Come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality,ur thoughts,ur ideas,ur talent,ur smartness
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That day will be "APRIL 1st".
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A Gorgeous Girl walks up 2 Profesor's cabin & says: I'll do anything 2 Pass d Exam.
Prof: Anything?
Girl: Ya
Prof: ??
Girl : Ya !!
Prof: Then Go & study...!!
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There is a small gap between confidence & over confidence.

YOU can kiss your frd is confidence.
ONLY YOU can kiss ur frd is over confidence....