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Kids in school think quick   TEACHER    :    Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA         :    Here it is! TEACHER    :    Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS          :    Maria! ____________________ TEACHER     :    Why are you late, Frank? FRANK          :    Because of the sign. TEACHER     :    What sign? FRANK          :    The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN       :   You told me to do it without using tables! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER    :   Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN         :    K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER    :    No, that's wrong GLENN         :    Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER    :    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD      :    H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER    :    What are you talking about? DONALD      :    Yesterday you said it's H to O! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER      : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't  have ten years ago. WINNIE        :    Me! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER    :    Goss, why do you always get so dirty? GOSS          :    Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER    :    Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE    :    I is... TEACHER    :    No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE     :    All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER    :    Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father             didn't punish  him?" LOUIS    : Because George still had the ax in his hand. ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER      :  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON          :    No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER      :   Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE           :    No, teacher, it's the same dog!; __________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD   :    ( A teacher )
__._,_.___ "Life is like a Piano, What yo get out of it depends on how you play it !".