1. A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...
Why???
Because F=ma (
2. A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it
Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita
3. Who is called female Java?
Java'Gal' Srinath
4. 3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing 'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...' And the other 2 die immediately. Why?
Because it was a HIT song.
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take; but by the moments that take our breath away...."
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