> A Man's Dilemma
>
>1. A beer is always wet, a woman isn't.
>1 point for beer!
>
>2. Beer is horrible when it is hot.
>1 point for women!
>
>3. A cold beer satisfies you.
>1 point for beer!
>
>4. If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you.
>If
>you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure
>and
>she might even not talk to you again.
>Draw! (it depends on your point of view...)
>
>5. 10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night
>and
>you don't have to drive anywhere!
>1 point for women!
>
>6 . The older beer is, the better.
>1 point for beer!
>
>7. If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you're normal.
>If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you're alcoholic.
>1 point for women!
>
>8. Removing the sticker off a beer is fun, but removing women's
>underwear
>is funnier!
>1 point for women!
>
>9. For a beer you pay taxes.
>1 point for women!
>
>10. If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry.
>1 point for beer!
>
>11 . You can always be sure that you're the first one "opening" a beer.
>1 point for beer!
>
>12. If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself.
>1 point for beer!
>
>13. You know exactly how much a beer costs.
>1 point for beer!
>
>14 . A beer doesn't have a mother.
>1 point for beer!
>
>15 . You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask
>you to hug her for half an hour after.
>1 point for beer!
>
>
>FINAL SCORE: Beer beats women. (9 to 5 )
>
>If you're a woman and are getting angry, think that a beer wouldn't.
>
>Another point for beer! Final score: 10 to 5.
>
>
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