• Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
• Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
• Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
• Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
• It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
• It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives !
• A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
• If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
• Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
• There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage
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