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* Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay.
* Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station.
* There is no darkness in Andheri.
* Lalbaag is neither red nor a garden.
* No king ever stayed at Kings Circle .
* Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus.
* Nor is there any princess at Princess Street .
* Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel
* There are no marines or sailors at Marine Lines.
* The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi.
* There are no pigs traded at Dukar bazaar.
* Teen bati is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps.
* Trams used to terminate at Kings circle not Dadar* Tram Terminus (Dadar T.T.).
* Breach Candy is not a sweetmeat market, but there is a Hospital.
* Safed Pool has the dirtiest and blackest water.
* You cannot buy coal at Kolsa street.
* There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl.
* There are no pot makers at Kumbhar wada.
* Lokhandwala complex is not an Iron and steel market.
* Null bazaar does not sell taps.
* You will not find ladyfingers at Bheendi Bazaar.
* Kalachowki does not have a black Police station.
* Hanging Gardens are not suspended.
* Mirchi Gully does not sell chillies.
* Figs do not grow in Anjir Wadi.
* Sitafals do not grow in Sitafal Wadi,
* Jackfruits do not grow at Fanaswadi.
* But it is true that you may get fleeced at Chor Bazaar!