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Hi all, welcome to the GREEN CITY. A city thats a little distinguished from the rest in India.
Category
Rest ofIndia
Bangalore
Foot path
For pedestrians
For two-wheelers
Autos
Run on Petrol/CNG
Run on Kerosene /LPG
Places where you can fill petrol/Diesel
Petrol Pumps
Petrol Bunks (or Banks)
How do cops stop your vehicle
Wave hand
Stand in front of the moving vehicle
Bribe paid to police if caught without documents
100 Fixed rate
100 normally, 200 or more if you are an IT/Call centre guy.
Worst Enemy
Pakistan
TamilNadu
Most Hated person
Pervez Musharraf
Deve Gowda
Reasons for rioting
Religion/ sacking of cricket player
Water
Favourite pastime of residents
Discussing why politicians suck/ why Sourav was dropped?.
Counting potholes
Front Page news
How their undercover reporters exposed MP's.(Note: Bury the story if your channel/newspaper doesn't have the exclusive).
Reporting number of Potholes especially ones that lie in the way of Mr. Narayan Murthy/ The Prasad Biddappa(who is he?) summer/winter/ monsoon fashion tips.
What News Paper editorials talk about
Is dropping Ganguly good or bad for Indian cricket?.
How closing pubs at 11 affect the IT industry.
English Spoken
With regional accent
With California / New York accent.
Languages Spoken
Hindi/English/ Regional
Every language on the planet.
Reasons for traffic Jams
Cows on the road
Flyover construction/ VIP visiting Infosys/ Infosys buses
Land grabbers
Mafia/Politicians
Software Firms
Historical Sites
Statues/ Buildings/ Temples
Half constructed Flyovers.
Frequent Complaints about Govt Departments
Corrupt/ Lazy etc
Don't have websites, Emails bounce
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