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How about this

 

 

 

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to

himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine." His mother

heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you

doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework,

Mom."

" And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?"

the

mother asked. "Yes," he answered.

 

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,

"What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher

replied,

"Right now, we are learning addition." The mother

asked,

"And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that

son of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped

laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was,  two

plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."