NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..............
Universal Law Of Love:
" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From
One Boyfriend To Another Boyfriend With Some Loss Of Money "
First Law Of Love:
" A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him And A Girl
In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless
Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Boy) Comes Into Play And
Break The Legs Of The Girl. "
Second Law Of Love:
" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And
The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The
Bank Balance. " (UNIVERSAL TRUTH)
Third Law Of Love:
" The Force Applied While Proposing A Boy By A Girl Is Equal And Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Boy While Slapping and calling her a sister."
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