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Good Morning.............
Some Interesting Facts:
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the
lock.
To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think
again, neither does Milk. In order
to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need
it. All the desirable things in
life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear
brighter before you hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never
works.
If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that
you ever tried. You can never determine
which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it
will always land on the buttered side.
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most
inaccessible corner. As soon as you
mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it
happens. He who has the gold, makes
the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the
bus is still late.
Once you have bought something, you will find the same
item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and
the person in front of you will always have the most
complex of transactions. If you have paper, you
don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have
paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
Especially for Students ---- If you have bunked the class,
the professor has taken attendance. You
will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are
in the bathroom.
After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will
always pull in together and the bus which you get in will
be crowded than the other. If your exam
is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from
the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.