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Some W a c k y Quotes

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit
with a pretty girl
for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
- Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in
the morning and does not
stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of
those we don't like?
- Jean Cocturan

It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.

Help a man when he is in
trouble and
he will remember you when he is
in trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem
solving.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

Alcohol doesn't solve any
problems but then again, neither does milk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Forgive your enemies but
remember their names.

The number of people
watching you
is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your action.

Don't worry that the world ends today, it's already tomorrow in Australia !

Keep Smiling