Fun93

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all
of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his
money.





Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When I die, I
want you to take all my money and put it in the casket
with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with
me."





And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her
heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money
into the casket with him.




Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his
wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend
was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony,
and just before the undertakers got ready to close the
casket, the wife said, "Wait just a moment!"




She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the
box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked
the casket down and they rolled it away.





So her friend said, "Girl, I know you were not fool enough
to put all that money in there with your husband."





The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot
go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put
that money into the casket with him." You mean to tell me
you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"





"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put
it into my account, and wrote him a check.... If he can
cash it, then he can spend it."



Send this to every clever female you know, and to every
man who thinks they are smarter than women!!!