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HUSBAND AND WIFE

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant
with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other
person has,
you wish you had ordered that.

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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the
fight
begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being
murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful
things as
women and then he turns them into Wives !
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A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man
who
surrenders
when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's
Right, is a
Husband.
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If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else:
Happy
Independence Day
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking
about
something
you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you
finish.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster
than
electronic
banking. It's called marriage
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Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Take vo Marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare
aur agar
Nark
jaye to homely feel kare..
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Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead!
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Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every
mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every
neighbour has
it
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The
Master of
Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side,
sir.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or
cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the
ash.