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Good one, hmmm more than one

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a
WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are
CLOSED.


2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters
not their
friends.


5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best
wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next
to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME
time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER
among all your
Friends.

7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving
through a
forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we
should KILL
him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says :
No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we
will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.


8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing
SOME thing in
your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing
EVERY thing in
your life.

9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their
MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.


10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him
to free you
from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in
Darkness - Please
PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same
Mistake.

12. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT
what it is built for" - Albert Einstein