Nice jokes
Ramu : I've just become a member of Rotract Club.
Somu : public member or private?
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Ramu : Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the water!!
what could be wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the
software.
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PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on
these 500 rupees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether
its pass by value or pass by reference.
PS : ???!!!
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Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to
me is a software engineer...
Somu : how do u say that?
Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home
address!
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Ramu : shhhh...I think the SW Engg who is sitting in the
next cabin must be a farmer before ...
Somu : How do u know...?
Ramu : he asked me today that is there a way to cultivate
the bit fields..!!
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Ramu : why people are beating that SW engg black and blue?
Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vante
mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market!
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Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..
Somu : How do u say that?
Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin
Sea.
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Ramu : Hey.... whats time now?
Somu : System time or local time...??
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Ramu : Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not booting
up!
Somu : may be, its internal buses are on strike.. check
out!
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Ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard
of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus. Whats this Star
Equals??? Is it a new Star Channel?
Somu : No. = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.
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Geetha : I think that SW Engg is very naive..
Seetha : how do u say that?
Geetha : He believes "Rascal" is a new version of Pascal!
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Ramesh : Hey.. u know.. Micorsoft Visual C++ 5.0 has got
everything...
The Developer Studio can really do magic...
Umesh : Can we use that to develop the photo-negatives?
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Ramu : why are u wiping ur terminal very often with a
cloth?
Somu : clear command is not working properly for my
terminal. that's why?
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Babu : yesterday I bought a new TV whose terminal is compatible
with computer... but its audio portion is not at all working :-
Gopu : may be its compatible only with dumb
terminals???
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Vani : We have shifted our home to Malleswaram now..
Soni : right shift or left shift??
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Kannamma : do u have Design Specs for brinjal sambar?
Ponnamma : u mean recipe..?
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Ramu : Somu, I am going to file a case against my landlord
yaar. He's harassing me too much.
Somu : What case? Upper Case or Lower Case or.......
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Vanish : Hey.. why is that sardaarji inserting a cover
into the floppy drive?
Bull : He wants to send an e-mail it seems!
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Software DT in Heaven
Ramu : hey.. I couldn't send a mail to Hell today... it
says mail "demon" not running...
Somu : ur case is better.. for me, it says "ghost not
reachable" and bounces back!
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Ramu : I've just become a member of Rotract Club.
Somu : public member or private?
-----------------------------------------------------------------\
----------
Ramu : Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the water!!
what could be wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the
software.
-----------------------------------------------------------------\
----------
PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on
these 500 rupees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether
its pass by value or pass by reference.
PS : ???!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------\
----------
Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to
me is a software engineer...
Somu : how do u say that?
Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home
address!
-----------------------------------------------------------------\
----------
Ramu : shhhh...I think the SW Engg who is sitting in the
next cabin must be a farmer before ...
Somu : How do u know...?
Ramu : he asked me today that is there a way to cultivate
the bit fields..!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------\
----------
Ramu : why people are beating that SW engg black and blue?
Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vante
mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market!
-----------------------------------------------------------------\
----------
Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..
Somu : How do u say that?
Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin
Sea.
-----------------------------------------------------------------\
----------
Ramu : Hey.... whats time now?
Somu : System time or local time...??
-----------------------------------------------------------------\
----------
Ramu : Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not booting
up!
Somu : may be, its internal buses are on strike.. check
out!
-----------------------------------------------------------------\
----------
Ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard
of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus. Whats this Star
Equals??? Is it a new Star Channel?
Somu : No. = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.
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----------
Geetha : I think that SW Engg is very naive..
Seetha : how do u say that?
Geetha : He believes "Rascal" is a new version of Pascal!
-----------------------------------------------------------------\
----------
Ramesh : Hey.. u know.. Micorsoft Visual C++ 5.0 has got
everything...
The Developer Studio can really do magic...
Umesh : Can we use that to develop the photo-negatives?
-----------------------------------------------------------------\
----------
Ramu : why are u wiping ur terminal very often with a
cloth?
Somu : clear command is not working properly for my
terminal. that's why?
-----------------------------------------------------------------\
----------
Babu : yesterday I bought a new TV whose terminal is compatible
with computer... but its audio portion is not at all working :-
Gopu : may be its compatible only with dumb
terminals???
-----------------------------------------------------------------\
----------
Vani : We have shifted our home to Malleswaram now..
Soni : right shift or left shift??
-----------------------------------------------------------------\
----------
Kannamma : do u have Design Specs for brinjal sambar?
Ponnamma : u mean recipe..?
-----------------------------------------------------------------\
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Ramu : Somu, I am going to file a case against my landlord
yaar. He's harassing me too much.
Somu : What case? Upper Case or Lower Case or.......
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Vanish : Hey.. why is that sardaarji inserting a cover
into the floppy drive?
Bull : He wants to send an e-mail it seems!
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Software DT in Heaven
Ramu : hey.. I couldn't send a mail to Hell today... it
says mail "demon" not running...
Somu : ur case is better.. for me, it says "ghost not
reachable" and bounces back!
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