Modern truths & saying
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the
lock.
To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
The road to success........ is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think
again, neither does Milk.
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you
don't need it.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal,
expensive or fattening.
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear
brighter before you hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich..... which never
works.
If at first you don't succeed.... Destroy all evidence
that you ever tried.
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter.
If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered
side.
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most
inaccessible corner.
***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****
As soon as you mention something...... if it is good, it
is taken.... If it is bad, it happens.
He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden
rule.
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late......
the bus is still late.
Once you have bought something, you will find the same
item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and
the person in front of you will always have the most
complex of transactions.
If you have paper, you don't have a pen....... If you have
a pen, you don't have paper...... if you have both, no one
calls.
Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken
attendance.
You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
All BMTC buses are crowded.
Corollary----- BMTC buses in opposite direction always go
empty.
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are
in the bathroom.
After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will
always pull in together and the bus which you get in will
be crowded than the other.
If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut
tonight.
The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all
the errors until another person is fired or quits.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from
the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the
lock.
To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
The road to success........ is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think
again, neither does Milk.
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you
don't need it.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal,
expensive or fattening.
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear
brighter before you hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich..... which never
works.
If at first you don't succeed.... Destroy all evidence
that you ever tried.
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter.
If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered
side.
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most
inaccessible corner.
***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****
As soon as you mention something...... if it is good, it
is taken.... If it is bad, it happens.
He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden
rule.
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late......
the bus is still late.
Once you have bought something, you will find the same
item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and
the person in front of you will always have the most
complex of transactions.
If you have paper, you don't have a pen....... If you have
a pen, you don't have paper...... if you have both, no one
calls.
Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken
attendance.
You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
All BMTC buses are crowded.
Corollary----- BMTC buses in opposite direction always go
empty.
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are
in the bathroom.
After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will
always pull in together and the bus which you get in will
be crowded than the other.
If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut
tonight.
The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all
the errors until another person is fired or quits.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from
the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
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