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Bollywood in callcenter

If Bollywood Film star work for call centers........
Imagine the calls.

Amitabh
Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte
mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer
care hain...
Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap
ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne
meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao
pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh
diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko
kahoge main laaonga.

Dharmendra
Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg..
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa.......
Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and
worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi
naachna

Shatru
Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya
hai...
Customer : How dare you speak like that
Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issue kya
hai warna... haaaaaaaaa!!!

Asrani
Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice
Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue
hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep
hain..haahhaaa

Kestu Mukherji
Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye....
Customer: hi
Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ....tumko kya problem
hai
Customer : I have not received my product
Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police
mien report likha...

Bindu
Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbo bolte
hain..bolo main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.
Customer: Hmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Shakti
Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you
for calling aaauuuuu
Customer: I need your manager
Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa,
pyarasa...rep hooon..

Mehmood
Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo
Customer : I am not devi
Mehmood : Ayyo muruga... ye dyevi nai ji ... ye to dyeva
hai...

Ajit
Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai.....
May I know your name please
Customer : Mona
Ajit: Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya
Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager de denge to
hamein manage kaun karega....

Gabbar
Gabbar : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....Jo dargaya wo
maraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer : I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re
Customer : $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai

Prem Chopra
Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra...
Customer : I lost my invoice I need one
Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice
khud dhoondle

Rajkumar
Rajkumar : Jaani ..... Tumhara ye call bahut keemti
hai.. Ise cut mat karna
Customer: I lost my invoice
Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki
cheez nahi
Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10
minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager
Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko
darasake manager mein itna dum nahi... humse hai manager...
manager se hum nahi...
And at last ..................
Sharukh
Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Customer hung up the phone....