Fun257

Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take

them while driving.



Having one child makes you a parent; having two you

are a referee.



Marriage is a relationship in which one person is

always right and the other is the husband!



I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I

tried - but they wanted cash



A child's greatest period of growth is the month after

you've purchased new school uniforms.





Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent



Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry

the one you cannot live without;

But whatever you do, you'll regret it later.





You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it



Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not

vote.



Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting

before you get tired



Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her

or she'll take it anyway.



My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and

she agrees with me.



Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to

others.



Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.



A successful marriage requires falling in love many

times, always with the same person.



You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things

more than doing them.



It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his

job, he still ends up with the same boss.



Real friends are the ones who survive transitions

between address books.



Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents

have done it for you.



Wise men talk because they have something to say;

fools talk because they have to say something



They call our language the mother tongue because the

father seldom gets to speak!









Enjoy Life!!!!!!!!!