Fun348

Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT university and SANTA from
D.U. were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question
was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes
instantly in your mind.

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE
LIGHTS, it was over!!!!