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what is PJ???






phaltu joke..








what is P+iJ ???




complex phaltu joke...










why dont we laugh on a it???


coz the joke part is imaginary!!!








Whats the opposite of Real??




Its COCONUT....



Y....Socho...???





Becuase it is 'Na-Real'









i'll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president....why


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coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam









what is the vector form of sridevi????
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ANS : - TABU!!!!

confused???? why????
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ok i'l tell you...

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. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!









What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call
him up...?




Ring De Basanti :))







A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly disease....
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the doctor... how??



...Because the patient had a bluetooth!!








three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.

Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????





COZ the song is HIT......