Fun352

> >
> > Guy was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger
> > turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker
if
> > you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
> > The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
> to
> > the guy, "What would you like to talk about?" Hmmmm... "How about
nuclear
> > power?" said the guy.
> > "OK". she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you
a
> > question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
> > Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty
and
> > a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
> > Why do you suppose that is?"
> > The guy thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
> > The girl replied... "So, why do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear
> power
> > when you don't know shit?"
> >