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MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
>> **********************************************************
>> Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
>> Mr. Bean: 9
>> Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
>> Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the
>>figure, the
>>answer
>>is 6!!
>>
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>> WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
>> **********************************************************
>> Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
>> Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
>> Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet
>>yet!!
>>
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>> QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
>> **********************************************************
>> Friend: What are you looking at?
>> Mr. Bean: I know your password., hee, hee.
>> Friend: Alright, what is my password. if you saw it?
>> Mr. Bean: four asterisks!
>>
>> **********************************************************
>> CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
>> **********************************************************
>> Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
>> Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I
>>didn't see
>>any
>>picture.
>> Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
>> Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
>>
>> **********************************************************
>> MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
>> **********************************************************
>> Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs.
>>because of
>>a
>>power failure.
>> Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator
>>for 3 hrs.
>>
>> **********************************************************
>> Spelling lesson
>> **********************************************************
>> Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it
>>one c
>> or two c?
>> Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
>>