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::: Mix Santa - Banta jokes :::


Mix Santa - Banta jokes
Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards !



Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected
was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for
48 hrs on escalators.


How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.


Santa: I have swallowed a Kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.


Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the
line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Santa: U r wrong. It's
1394.


Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally
writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister ."


Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl .


A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press
the bell but no one comes out.


Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he
hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!


Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You
know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..