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TEARS? OF A HUSBAND ( NICE 1 )



TEARS? ???

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband
was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look
for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of
coffee in front of him. He
appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a
sip of his coffee. "What's
the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the
room. "Why are you down here at this time of
night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you
remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were
only 18?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she replies.

The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the
garden?" "Yes! I remember"
said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued. "Do you remember when he
showed the shotgun in my face and said,
'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail
for 20 years?"

"I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another
tear from his cheek and said,

"I would have been released today!" L L