Fun197

"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved
becomes the password
of ur mail id"
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai .
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Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali, jis mod se gujro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye,
Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!