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Attack of a DOG


A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog.


When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog.


A reporter was seeing all this. He said "That was great. I'll definitely publish this in newspaper.


Tomorrow the headline will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."


The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US".


Reporter: "OK. Then the headline will be US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG".


Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen. I'm a Pakistani national".



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TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG!!!!!!!