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Rejections-Really true



Rejections: The Female Way


10. I think of you as a brother.



(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in
"Deliverance.")



9. There's a slight difference in our ages.



(I don't want to do my dad)



8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.



(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)



7. My life is too complicated right now.



(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may
hear phone

calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)



6. I've got a boyfriend



(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and
Jerry's).



5. I don't date men where I work.



(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar
system', much less

the same building.)



4. It's not you, it's me.



(It's you.)



3. I'm concentrating on my career.



(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is
better than

dating you.)



2. I'm celibate.



(I've sworn off only the men like you.)



...and the number 1 rejection line given by women:



1. Let's be friends.



(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail

about all the other men I meet. It's that male perspective
thing)



this is too much a lie to accept









Rejections: The Male Way



This is too truthful to accept



Rejections and what they mean





10. I think of you as a sister.



(You're ugly.)



9. There's a slight difference in our ages.



(You're ugly.)



8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.



(You're ugly.)



7. My life is too complicated right now.



(You're ugly.)



6. I've got a girlfriend.



(You're ugly.)



5. I don't date women where I work.



(You're ugly.)



4. It's not you, it's me.



(You're ugly.)



3. I'm concentrating on my career.



(You're ugly.)



2. I'm celibate.



(You're ugly.)



...and the number 1 rejection line given by men:



1. Let's be friends.



(You're sinfully ugly.)