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PRESENCE OF MIND





John works in a supermarket. A man came in & asked John for half a kg of butter. John told him they sold only 1 kg packets of butter.



The man insisted tat he wanted only half a kg. John finally said he'd go ask his manager wat 2 do.



John walked into the back room and said, "There's a bloody fellow out there who wants 2 buy only 1/2 a kilo of butter."



As he finished saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him,

So he added, "& this gentleman wants to buy the other half."



The manager finished the deal and later said to John, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble, but I must say I was impressed with d way you got yourself out of it. I like it a lot. Where r u from?"



John replied, "I'm form Mexico?



"Oh really? Why did you leave Mexico?" asked the manger.

John replied, "They're all just prostitutes and soccer players up there."



"My wife is from Mexico," the manager said.



John replied, ?Which team did she play for?"